Tweed & Co: Miss Caledonia @ the MAC

Starring Local Professional Talent Janelle Hanna (Tales from the Black River) in a One-Woman Tour de Force! Miss Caledonia follows a small-town girl with big dreams of the lively city and lustrous allure of fame. But this farm girl has a plan. First, convince her mother and father to let her start competing in pageants. Then, learn all there is to know about pageants; posture must be perfect, smile always, master whatever “poise” means, and magically discover a hidden talent. From there it’s a straight shot from Miss Furrow, Miss Sweet Potato, to Miss Queen o’ the Grand River Pork Producers’ Association, and then, finally – Miss Caledonia. How hard could it be?